Pine Tar Soap
Well, you found it. The most serious Pine Tar Soap out there. Welcome!
If you came here by mistake, leave. This isn’t for you. Here’s your chance. Run. Flee. Raise your white flag.
Now for the rest of you. This is genuine frontier, bad ass, cowboy, Native, whaler, pirate, mountain man, get things done, outlaw, country in a bar. Pure adventure.
This soap comes out of the pages of history.
REAL PINE TAR soap. This is the REAL DEAL. Difficult to make, and hard to find. 100% natural. Super smokey. Made from: saponified Coconut oil. Olive oil. Pine tar. The blood of our enemies. (Just kidding, it’s vegan)
Not some sad, weak, pathetic knock off. This is pure pine tar soap. NOTHING ELSE ADDED!! It’s lethal. Highly addictive. Powerful. Healthy.
It smells like victory, a naval battle and the frontier all tied up into one. This is fight soap. War soap. Crush your enemies soap. Take no prisoners soap. It is NOT for the timid.
This soap was almost lost to time. It’s an old recipe. Pine tar was used by Native Americans for their belief in its healing powers. They used it to treat eczema and many other skin disorders. Made by using the roots of pine trees that are heated in an airless environment. The liquid that oozes is pine tar. This recipe was then resurrected in the ages when men built tall ships and sailed them into legend and eternity. Yup. It’s pirate soap.
It smells like smoke and pine.
The bar is black.
The lather is black. (It won’t color you. It cleans your soul.)
Raise the black flag and sail into victory.
Well, you found it. The most serious Pine Tar Soap out there. Welcome!
If you came here by mistake, leave. This isn’t for you. Here’s your chance. Run. Flee. Raise your white flag.
Now for the rest of you. This is genuine frontier, bad ass, cowboy, Native, whaler, pirate, mountain man, get things done, outlaw, country in a bar. Pure adventure.
This soap comes out of the pages of history.
REAL PINE TAR soap. This is the REAL DEAL. Difficult to make, and hard to find. 100% natural. Super smokey. Made from: saponified Coconut oil. Olive oil. Pine tar. The blood of our enemies. (Just kidding, it’s vegan)
Not some sad, weak, pathetic knock off. This is pure pine tar soap. NOTHING ELSE ADDED!! It’s lethal. Highly addictive. Powerful. Healthy.
It smells like victory, a naval battle and the frontier all tied up into one. This is fight soap. War soap. Crush your enemies soap. Take no prisoners soap. It is NOT for the timid.
This soap was almost lost to time. It’s an old recipe. Pine tar was used by Native Americans for their belief in its healing powers. They used it to treat eczema and many other skin disorders. Made by using the roots of pine trees that are heated in an airless environment. The liquid that oozes is pine tar. This recipe was then resurrected in the ages when men built tall ships and sailed them into legend and eternity. Yup. It’s pirate soap.
It smells like smoke and pine.
The bar is black.
The lather is black. (It won’t color you. It cleans your soul.)
Raise the black flag and sail into victory.
Well, you found it. The most serious Pine Tar Soap out there. Welcome!
If you came here by mistake, leave. This isn’t for you. Here’s your chance. Run. Flee. Raise your white flag.
Now for the rest of you. This is genuine frontier, bad ass, cowboy, Native, whaler, pirate, mountain man, get things done, outlaw, country in a bar. Pure adventure.
This soap comes out of the pages of history.
REAL PINE TAR soap. This is the REAL DEAL. Difficult to make, and hard to find. 100% natural. Super smokey. Made from: saponified Coconut oil. Olive oil. Pine tar. The blood of our enemies. (Just kidding, it’s vegan)
Not some sad, weak, pathetic knock off. This is pure pine tar soap. NOTHING ELSE ADDED!! It’s lethal. Highly addictive. Powerful. Healthy.
It smells like victory, a naval battle and the frontier all tied up into one. This is fight soap. War soap. Crush your enemies soap. Take no prisoners soap. It is NOT for the timid.
This soap was almost lost to time. It’s an old recipe. Pine tar was used by Native Americans for their belief in its healing powers. They used it to treat eczema and many other skin disorders. Made by using the roots of pine trees that are heated in an airless environment. The liquid that oozes is pine tar. This recipe was then resurrected in the ages when men built tall ships and sailed them into legend and eternity. Yup. It’s pirate soap.
It smells like smoke and pine.
The bar is black.
The lather is black. (It won’t color you. It cleans your soul.)
Raise the black flag and sail into victory.