{"product_id":"dirty-shirley-honey-cherry","title":"Dirty Shirley - Dungeon Tested, Princess Approved","description":"\u003cp\u003eDIRTY SHIRLEY - CHERRY, HONEY, LOVE SPELL-STYLE FRAGRANCE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsider this our one-night stand. We usually make historically-inspired botanical soaps - ancient recipes, centuries of history. Then Dirty Shirley walked into the bar, and honestly? Zero regrets.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWe are huge fans of the series. If you know, you know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt smells intoxicating!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Botanicals: Love Spell-style Fragrance, Cherry Blossom, Honey\u003cbr\u003e• Scent: sweet, fruity, luscious, decadent\u003cbr\u003e• Attitude: completely unnecessary (that's the point)\u003cbr\u003e• Format: hot-process bar soap, handmade in small batches\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE LORE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDirty Shirley wears a tiara to breakfast, orders cocktails before noon, and silently questions the pedigree of everyone in the room. She smells like cherries, expensive trouble, and the sort of night that starts with “just one drink.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/product-stories\"\u003ethe J.D. Bauer Botanicals product-story collection\u003c\/a\u003e, see the full product-story collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy midnight, she is standing on a barstool in her tiara, loudly explaining why she is obviously the most qualified person to be in charge. Her increasingly exasperated companion is grumbling that this was supposed to be a simple evening. Somewhere behind them, something has exploded, the bartender has decided it’s above his pay grade, and a very large cat is staring at everyone with the unmistakable expression of someone deeply disappointed by the evening’s standards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor another sweeter bar, see \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/raspberry-oatmeal-soap-story\"\u003ethe fruit-and-oatmeal contrast in Raspberry \u0026amp; Oatmeal\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is absolutely not what we normally do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut sometimes one night is all you need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDON’T. FORGET. THE. TIARA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full product story?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/dirty-shirley-soap-story\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee the Dirty Shirley story →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J.D. Bauer Botanicals","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50476144066603,"sku":"SQ4493370","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/1842\/3083\/files\/0ED88FC8-6CFE-4D1F-A08D-660978A10B24.webp?v=1790195437","url":"https:\/\/jdbauerbotanicals.com\/products\/dirty-shirley-honey-cherry","provider":"J.D. Bauer Botanicals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}